These are all lies. Thanks, Vincent! Character names given OOCly in (())s for mod reference.

Chu Wenshan. Secretly half-werewolf.

Osamu Dazai. Godless heathen. Only has one kidney. Lost one in a gambling den.

LethalProtector ((Eddie Brock)). Anxiously hopes to acquire enough points for his security blanket.

Hank ((Hank Anderson)). Wishes someone would call him 'daddy.'

Jay T ((Jason Todd)). Scene kid nickname is Roaring Tiger.

Joss Sweden ((Barnabas Tharmr)). Was going through his third mid-life crisis. First two conventional but this one is spending points on beanie babies.

Strife ((Cloud Strife)). Drag name is Sky Peace. Drag is punk space opera themed.

Katsuki Bakugo. Collects rocks to suck on. And transplanted his legs with a moose's because he was tired of being short.

James Sunderland eats sidewalk peanuts and has thirty different parasites.

Maria played as an illegal Elmo mascot in Time Square until she was sued by Sesame Street.