[ He's sitting on the obvious question about the nickname Hawkeye, but permanently lets that one go by the time she hits hero for hire. ]

I've heard of Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Hawk, and Hawke. Last one has an E. But not Hawkeye, not the Avengers either, if I'm being honest.

[ And he is, thus far. But nothing earth shattering. ]

So no higher education, but we're both smart enough to pull it off if I got in and you worked as a P.I. And nobody was forced by their parents anyway. What's your diner order, sans drink? I'd go for a pork roll, egg and cheese with disco fries if it's late.